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MENS GOLF SATURDAY 12/2/22

Well what a day we had today. The morning field went out to a beautiful breeze and lovely temperature. But when the afternoon field was about to hit off, we got hit with a very strong Southerly and scattered showers. In saying that we still had some good scores from both fields.

Winners today were Division 1 … David Von Itzstein (11) 83 / 72. Runnerup Michael Kemp (6) 80 / 74.

Division 2 Owen McCallum (19) 85 / 66. Runnerup Nick Davis (19) 90 / 71.

Division 3 Kym Fiora (23) 89 / 66. Runnerup Terry Trevitt (27) 97 / 70.

Ball rundown went to 75.

NTP’S Division 1 …. 2nd Patrick Hayes. 7th John Faust. 12th Michael Tink-Hornett. 16th Patrick Hayes.

Division 2 2nd Jono Dwyer. 7th Jono Dwyer. 12th Owen McCallum. 16th Trevor Neil.

Division 3 2nd Jonathan Roberts. 7th David Kammer. 12th Graham Hopkins. 16th Kym Fiora.

PRO PIN David Kammer $80.

Bazza’s Birdie Blitz was won by John Olsen $20 Pro Shop Voucher

Banora Point Real Estate Lucky Draw John Faust $20

Raffle Winners were Wayne Muir $25, John McLoughlin $25, James Storey $50, Alan Hubbard $25, Hugh Netto $25 Anthony Mike $25.

Joke of the day.

An 80 year old man goes to the Doctor for a check-up. The Doctor is amazed at what shape the guy is in and asks, “How do stay in such great physical condition?” “I’m Italian and I’m a Golfer,” say’s the old guy, “And that’s why I’m in such good shape. I’m up well before Daylight and out golfing, up and down the fairways. Have a glass of Vino, and all is well.” “Well,” say’s the Doctor, “I’m sure that helps, but there’s got to be more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?” “Who said my Dad’s dead?” The Doctor is amazed. “You mean you’re 80 years old and your Dad’s still alive. How old is he?” He’s 100 years old,” say’s the old Italian golfer. “In fact, he played golf with me this morning, and then went to the topless beach for a walk, that’s why he’s still alive … he’s Italian and he’s a golfer too.” “Well,” the Doctor says, That’s great , but I’m sure there’s more to it than that. How about your Dad’s Dad? How old was he when he died?” “Who said my Grandpa’s dead?” Stunned, the Doctor asks, “You mean you’re 80 years old and your Grand Father’s still living! How old is he?” “He’s 118 years old,” say’s the old Italian Golfer. The Doctor is getting frustrated at this point, “So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?” “No, Grandpa couldn’t go this morning because he’s getting Married today.” At this point, the Doctor is close to losing it. “Getting Married! Why would a 118 year old guy want to get married?” “Who said he wanted too?”

Hit em long and hit em straight

Kevin Haddrick Captain