We had 87 players battle the weather today. A very cool wind made golf difficult. Only one player broke their handicap.
Division 1 winner Kevin Haddrick (10) 37pts, Runnerup Kim Hall (12) 35pts, Division 2 winner Rodney Jackson (28) 35pts c/b, Runnerup John Gardiner (20) 35pts.
Ball rundown 32pts.
NTP’S Division 1 2nd Michael Noakes, 7th Brad Wilkinson, 12th Ash Schroeder, 16th Nick Davis. Division 2 2nd Brian Britton, 7th Geoff Clarke, 12th Kym Fiora, 16th Geoff Clarke.
PRO PIN Ash Schroeder $ 77.00
Bazza’s Birdie Blitz was won by Nigel Luxton $20 Pro Shop Voucher
Raffles Ken Mount $50, Peter Wazlawek $50, Greg Seymour $50p
This Saturday is a Free Day and also the Booking sheet is open for the FOURSOME CHAMPIONSHIP, it is open for Club Banora Golf members only, played on Saturday 14th August, 27 holes with drinks when you come off.
Joke of the day
An elderly Lady was concerned about her Husband’s hearing. It seemed that every time she would call him, he wouldn’t respond. So the Lady went to the Doctor to ask his advice. The Doctor said to her, “you play golf with him, right?” Stand a distance away from him and tell him something. Better yet, ask his advice on how to play a shot. Continue to move closer to him until he responds to your question so you know exactly how far away he is from you when he finally hears you.” She thought this was a great idea. The next time they were out on the course, she asked from a distance, “Herbert, what club should I play for this shot?” There was no response. She moved 5m closer. Again she yelled, “Herbert, what Club should I play for this shot?” Still no response, so she moved another 3m closer to where she was now practically face to face to her husband. She yelled even louder this time. “Herbert, what Club should I play for this shot?” Herbert, annoyed, yelled back at her, “FOR THE THIRD TIME, USE A 5 IRON!”
Hit em long and hit em straight
Kevin Haddrick
CAPTAIN