Beautiful day greeted us today. It good to see that the greens are returning back to good conditions and also starting to get back to that nice pace that we know.
We are coming up to our AGM which is being held in the Island house on Saturday 18th of March. These positions are up for elections……. President, Treasurer, Mens Captain, and Ladies Rep. Anyone who is interested in filling any of those positions at the end of January nominations forms will be available.
Today we had a Single Stableford, 2 Divisions.
Division 1. Wayne Muir (18) 42pts. Runnerup Shane Vanderlight (18) 40pts.
Division 2. Rodney Jackson (24) 41pts. Runnerup Peter Wazlawek (34) 38pts c/b.
Ball rundown went to 35pts.
NTP’S
Division 1. 2nd. House. 7th Graham Hopkins. 12th Ben Mitchell. 16th. Wayne Muir.
Division 2. 2nd Brian Britton. 7th Michael Byrne. 12th Graeme Johnson. Ross Telfer.
PRO PIN Wayne Muir $80.00
Raffles winners…… Walter Fisk $25. Ken Mount $25. Wayne Muir $25. Bill McClatchey $25. Perc Dempsey $25.
Joke of the day
Three virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period. Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impressions of marital sex. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but … “Nescafe”. Puzzled at first mum went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said, “Great from beginning to end.” Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the card from the Maldives a week after the wedding and the card read ….. “Rothmans.” Mum now knew to go straight to her husband’s cigarettes to read the pack, “Super strong King size.” Mum waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. A month passed, still nothing. A card finally arrived from Auckland from her third daughter, which was written with shaky hand, “Air New Zealand.” Mum took out her latest travel magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst and finally found the ad for Air New Zealand. It read … “Ten times a day, seven days a week, in all directions.” “MUM FAINTED.”
Hit em long and hit em straight
Kevin Haddrick Captain