Well it was a day of 2 halfs. The morning field had the better of the day, with a gentle breeze, while the afternoon nearly got blown of the course, but even though, the scores weren’t too bad. With a field of 80, 22 players played to their handicap or better.
I’d take this time to wish all golfers a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, don’t drink and drive, you might spill it, make sure you finish your drink first.
Today we had a Single Stableford, 2 Divisions, and we had 2 Visitors, Wayne Lloyd from Ballina G.C. and Bryan Cody from Russell Vale G.C. Hope you had a good day.
Division 1. Charles Huff (16) 40pts c/b. Runnerup Les Browning (17) 40pts c/b.
Division 2. John Mason (23) 42pts. Runnerup Terry Gosling (25) 41pts.
Ball rundown went to 36pts.
NTP’S
Division 1. 2nd Les Browning. 7th Ken Walker. 12th Jared Brown. 16th Max Jessop.
Division 2. 2nd House. 7th Glen Barge. 12th Peter Wazlawek. 16th Terry Trevitt.
PRO PIN Jared Brown $70.00
Raffles Anthony Brown $50, Walter Fisk $25. Wayne Muir $25. Bryan Penny $25.
All money won today will be allocated in January when we return.
We return to play on Wednesday January 4th.
Joke of the day.
Three men decided to play golf on Christmas Eve. On the 18th hole, one of their drives went down a steep hill and came to rest at the edge of a cliff. The golfer couldn’t reach his ball as it was very near the cliff. The men decided to hold onto each other’s belt loops and form a human chain to retrieve the ball. In reaching for the ball, all three men went over the cliff and died. They get to the pearly gates and St.Peter feels awful. It’s so sad you all died on Christmas Eve, so to make up for it, I’ll let you into Heaven if you have anything on you that represents a symbol of Christmas. The first man checks his pocket and pulls out a lighter. St.Peter asks, “What is that supposed to symbolize?” The man replies, “It’s the flame of a Christmas candle.” St.Peter acknowledges it and let’s him through. The second man sweats a little and says, “Oh, here we have it, my keys, they jingle just like Christmas bells.” St.Peter nods and waves him through. The third man searched desperately through his pockets and finally pulls out a pair of sexy women’s panties. St.Peter raised his eyebrows and asked. “And just how is that a symbol of Christmas?” The man replied, “They’re Carol’s.” St.Peter says, “Welcome to heaven.”
Hit em long and hit em straight
Kevin Haddrick Captain