Summer is finally here. Beautiful day, sun shines, and some good scores as well. 73 players today for a Single Stableford event.
Just a reminder for Members, there is no golf next Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, as green renovations are to take place. Also from Saturday, through to the new year, money won will be held back until Wednesday the 4th of January, and remembering that any points you have on your card has to be used or redeemed on a Twin Towns card by December 31 or you will lose them.
We have the new rule on Bunkers, this does not mean that, if you play a shot out of the bunker you just walk away after the shot. Rake the bunkers as you normally would before the rule change.
Don’t forget that next Saturday is our Christmas party. Be here at 7.30am for a 8am Hit off.
Winners Division 1. Wayne Muir (18) 37pts. Runnerup Frank Watego (14) 36pts c/b.
Winner Division 2. Tim Pooley (28) 42pts. Runnerup John Mason (24) 40pts.
Ball rundown went to 34pts.
NTP’S Division 1. 2nd Pat Hayes. 7th Ken Walker. 12th Robert Sheppard. 16th Stuart Irving.
Division 2. 2nd Graeme Veivers. 7th Gary Roach. 12th Gary Roach. 16th Terry Gosling.
PRO PIN Terry Gosling $65.00
Raffle Winners. Alex Kwok $25, Shane Vanderlight $50.
Joke of the day
A small church had a very attractive big-breasted organist, Julie, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church Ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. So one of the Ladies approached Julie, very discreetly about the problem, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on her nipples and over her breasts. This should cause them to shrink in size, but warned her not to taste any of the green persimmons, because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up, and you won’t be able to talk properly for a while. The big-breasted organist reluctantly agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning, the Minister walked up to the pulpit and said. “Dew to thircumsthanthis beyond my contwol we will not hab a thermon tewday.
Hit em long and hit em straight
Kevin Haddrick Captain