December Monthly Medal day today. 86 players took part in our Monthly Medal and also our final round of our 2022 Club Championship. After a beautiful morning, the North Easterly winds turned up and made it very tough for our seeded groups.
I will do the Monthly Medal first ….. Division 1.
Winner Terry Foster (9) 65. Runnerup Alan Hubbard (3) 72. Third Michael Kemp (9) 73.
Division 2. Winner Charles Huff (19) 64. Runnerup Bryan Penny (17) 68. Third Mark Kenny (13) 71. c/b
Division 3. Winner Stephen Smith (21) 67. Runnerup Adam Power (25) 70. Third Max Jessop (22) 72. c/b.
Ball rundown went to 74.
NTP’S
Division 1. 2nd Keiran Gallagher . 7th Michael Kemp. 12th Grant Treloar. 16th Pat Hayes .
Division 2. 2nd Jared Brown. 7th John Faust. 12th Owen McCallum. 16th Ken Mount .
Division 3. 2nd Nathan Smith. 7th Nelson Davies. 12th John Olsen. 16th Stephen Smith.
PRO PIN Michael Kemp $79.
Banora Point Real Estate Lucky Draw David Kammer $20.
Raffles Kin Hall $50. Wayne Muir $50. Mark Kenny $25. Nigel Luxton $25.
Joke of the day.
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager. ” Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. They won’t know the difference. The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business. As they are walking home, the first man says, “You know, I think my girl was dead!” “Dead?” Says his friend, “Why do you say that?” “Well she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her.” His Friend says, “Could be worse, I think mine was a witch.” “A witch?? …. Why the hell do you say that?” “Well I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window ….. took my teeth with her.”
Hit em long and hit em straight
Kevin Haddrick Captain