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MENS GOLF SATURDAY 20/8/22

You can feel Summer is on the way. Great day for golf today, and the field showed it, with 90 players playing . Nice quick round, and some great scratch scores. With 10 groups out of 23 finishing with scratch scores in the 60’s.

Don’t forget that Saturday week, 3rd September, is our first round of the Single Championship. Please read the Conditions of Play which is on the board in the Score room, and also on the main NOTICE board. The last round will be seeded, with the top four (4) in each grade playing in the afternoon session, with A Grade teeing off at 10.24, followed by B Grade at 10.30, and C Grade at 10.36.

Today’s results were …. Winners Ed Brierley, Simon Gates, Nathan Simpson, Liam Henzell (11.25) 65, 53.75.

Runners up … Nimai Strickland, Keiran Gallagher, Owen McCallum, Kevin Tooley (7.50) 62, 54.50.

Ball rundown went to 57.50.

NTP’S 2nd, Nick Davis, 7th, Wayne Stone, 12th, Liam Henzell.

PRO PIN Liam Henzell $86.00

Banora Point Real Estate Lucky Draw Alan Hubbard $20.00

Raffle Winners were Alan Hubbard $25, Wayne Muir $25, Michael Kemp $75, Geoff Clarke $75.

Next Events ,

Wednesday 24th, Single Stableford 3 Divisions.

Saturday 27th, Single Stableford 2 Divisions.

Joke of the day

John’s buddies were going to be out of town for the weekend, so he decided to go down to the Golf course and see if any group might need a fourth member. Sure enough, there were women that said they would be glad to have him join them. Since he was the guest, they decided to let him tee of first. John teed off and his ball sliced badly to the right and landed in the sandtrap. John immediately exclaimed, “Oh Poop!” One of the women reminded John that he was playing with three Ladies, not his male buddies, and that Ladies do not appreciate that kind of language. John promptly apologized and promised it would not happen again. The women who had spoken to him about his language then teed off. Her ball hit a tree and then shot off into the same sand trap. She immediately yelled “Oh Shit!” John quickly spoke up. He said that he realized he was a guest, but it seemed like there was a double standard in the women used the same word, that he was told he should not use, only in a worse fashion. The women quickly replied, “There’s no double standard. Your ball didn’t hit the Bloodly Tree!”

Hit em long and hit em straight

Kevin Haddrick Captain