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MENS GOLF SATURDAY 13/8/22

Another wet day. It is so hard to organize anything at the moment. It is a matter of waking up and looking out the window to see what the day brings. But 36 very keen golfers took to the course despite the chance of not finishing. Mid afternoon session, the rain got the best of 6 players who retired to the Island house, thinking it was better to to be wet on the inside, than wet on the outside

Results for today’s Single Stableford. Due to the small field we only ran one Division, but we had 2 Divisions on the NTP’S.

Winner Nick Davis (21) 38pts.

Runnerup Simon Gates (23) 37pts c/b.

Ball rundown went to 32pts.

NTP’S Division 1. 2nd House, 7th Terry Foster, 12th Nico Neidhart.

Division 2. 2nd House, 7th Mark James, 12th Charles Huff.

Pro Pin was won by Terry Foster $30.00

Todays Raffle will be held over to next Saturday as there was not enough spots sold.

Joke of the day

Two golfers join up at the first tee and explain that due to a Psychological problem, they play slightly different than most golfers. They soon learn that they both have the same Doctor, who has prescribed a game of using an imaginary golf ball to reduce stress. And so they tee off with their imaginary golf balls. And after a day of splitting fairways and scoring nothing worse than Eagles, Birdies and Pars, they reach the 18th hole. The first one indicates, because they are equal in their score, that he should hit first. So he tees off with his imaginary ball. “Look at that, a Beautiful shot just on the edge of the green.” The second guy hits his imaginary ball and indicates that his has also landed on the edge of the green right next to the other ball. The first guy lines up and drains his 20 footer to the bottom of the hole. “You wouldn’t believe it, my ball just rolled into the cup, I win”. The secod guy responds, “You won’t believe it either, you just hit my ball.”

Hit em long and hit em straight

Kevin Haddrick Captain