We are back again. Hopefully we have seen the last of the rain. Next Saturday we will be having our Monthly Medal, we will try to get back on track, as we did miss a couple of Medals, but with a bit of luck, we will see out the remainder of the season.
Early notice, our Single Championship’s will be held on the 4 Saturday’s in the month of September. And we will try to get our Singles Match Play in before the year is out. Our Foursome Championship will be held in November, and Our Christmas party on the 10th of December.
Getting on to yesterdays results, it was a Single Stableford played over 2 Divisions, and we had a very good 89 players. As you would have noticed, we only had 3 sets of NTP’S. Until we get the 16th green back in action we are going to run with that format.
Division 1.
Winner Garry Dowding (2) 39pts. Runnerup Mark Kenny (12) 38pts.
Division 2.
Winner Justin Hayes (20) 45pts. Runnerup Paul Quinlin (26) 41pts.
Ball rundown went to 34pts.
NTP’s
Division 1, 2nd, Jason Wootton, 7th, Brian Springfield, 12th, Tony Blair.
Division 2, 2nd, Michael Byrne, 7th, Michael Byrne, 12th, Jim Benny.
Pro Pin. Brian Springfield $82.00
Banora Point Real Estate Lucky Draw Mark Kenny $20.00
Raffle Winners Jim Benny $125.00, Peter Reeder $25.00
Please remember until the course dries out, please keep your carts and scooters on the paths and fairways and don’t drive through the rough. Thanks.
Joke of the day.
A couple was playing golf one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, “Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball, don’t knock out any windows, it’ll cost us a fortune to fix.” The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest House on the course. The husband cringed and said, “I told you to watch out for the houses. All right, let’s go up there, apologize, and see how much this is going to cost.” They walked up and knocked on the door. A voice said, “come on in.” They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on it’s side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, “Are you the people who broke my window? “Uh, yeah, Sorry about that,” the husband replied. “No, actually, I want to thank you. I’m a Genie who was trapped for a thousand years inside that bottle. You’ve released me. I’m allowed to Grant three wishes-I’ll give you each one wish, and I’ll keep the last one for myself.” “Okay, Great!” The husband said. I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.” No problems it’s the least I could do, “And you, what do you want?” The Genie said, looking at the wife. “I want a house in every country of the world,” she said. “Consider it done,” the Genie replied. “And what’s your wish, Genie?” The husband asked. “Well, since I’ve been trapped in the bottle, I haven’t been with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife.” The husband looked at the wife and said, “Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, Honey, I guess I can look the other way.” The Genie took the wife upstairs. After they slept together, the Genie looked at the wife, and said, “How old is your husband, Anyway?” “55” she replied. The man smiled and said, “And he still believes in Genies? That’s Amazing.”
Hit em long and hit em straight
Kevin Haddrick Captain