We were greeted to a very cool morning today but by the afternoon it was a beautiful day which was great for golf. 84 players teed off today with 1 Visitor but 5 players were disqualified for not having 2 signatures on their card.
Division 1 was won by John Olsen (17) with 40pts, Runnerup was Wayne Muir (17) 39pts on C/B. .Division 2 winner was Derryk Russell (22) 38pts, Runnerup Terry Trevitt (22) 37pts on C/B.
Ball run down 33pts.
NTP’S Division 1 2nd Pat Hayes 7th Kim Thackeray 12th Mark Kenny 16th Michael Druhala.
Division 2 2nd Michael Byrne 7th Bill McClatchey 12th Terry Baker 16th Darren Hubery
Pro Pin Mark Kenny $75.00
Bazza’s Birdie Blitz Michael Walsh $20 Voucher
Raffle Winners Merv Evans $25 Charles Huff $25
Next week Wednesday 14th 2bbb Stableford will be a Free Day. Let’s hope the weather is good and we can all get out and have a great game. And please remember to have you and your marker to sign your card.
Joke of the day
Tom and Bill took a summer job as caddies at a local Golf Club. It was the the perfect job for two 16 year olds. Old Ben was a member of the same club. Even though he was the meanest man at the club, he also made the best moonshine in the county. Every Saturday, he always requested either Tom or Bill to be his caddie. It seemed that they were the only ones that could tolerate his verbal abuse. Once the boys grew into men, they received a letter from old Ben requesting their presence at his Hospital bed. Both agreed, and standing beside the old man’s bed, Ben said,”Boys, I’m dying and I want you to make my peace. Will you accept my apologies for the way I treated you at the Golf Course. “Yes sir, we will,” the boy agreed.
Old Ben handed Bill a Mason jar and said, “Boys, I have one last request: This is a make of my finest Peach Moonshine. Please pour it on my grave when I pass. “Yes sir, we will”, the boys said. The day came, and Tom and Bill headed to the Cemetery with the Mason jar in hand. It took them over an hour to find the grave. “Here it is”, Tom said. Bill handed Tom an empty jar. Tom asked Bill what had happened to the moonshine they were supposed to pour on old Ben’s grave. “I thought I’d pass it through my Kidneys first”, Bill said.
Hit em long and hit em straight
Kevin Haddrick
CAPTAIN