Hot and Humid conditions greeted us as 75 players took on the course, but unfortunately, the course won. We only had 3 players break par, and 3 more even par.
Winners today were Division 1, Kevin Tooley (12) +3, Runnerup John Bryant (13) even c/b.
Division 2, Shane Vanderlight (20) +5, Runnerup Michael Walsh (23) +3.
Ball rundown went to -3.
NTP’S Division 1, 2nd Kevin Haddrick, 7th David Wallis, 12th David Wallis, 16th John Krause.
Division 2, 2nd Michael Walsh, 7th Peter Edwards, 12th Ross Telfer, 16th Derryk Russell.
PRO PIN John Krause $60.00
Raffle Winners were Ross Telfer $75, John Edwards $25.
Joke of the day
There were several men in the locker room of a private Club after a round of golf. A cell phone that had been sitting on one of the benches, rang. A nearby man picked it up. “Hello?” He answered. “Honey, it’s me,” a women’s voice said on the other side. “Are you at the club?” “Yes,” the man responded. “Great! I am at the mall, two blocks from where you are, and I just saw the most beautiful mink coat. It is absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?” She asked. “What’s the price?” The man asked. “Only $1,500,” she said. “Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much,” he said. “Ahhh, great. Also I stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2022 model at a really good price, and since we need to exchange the BMW that we brought last year … ” she pressed. “What price did the dealer quote you?” The man asked. “Only $60,000,” she said. “Fine, but for that price, I want it with all the options,” he said. ” Great, and before we hang up, there was one other thing,” she said. “What’s that sugar?” “It might look like a lot, but I was going through your bank account and I stopped by the Real Estate office this morning. I saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale!!! Remember? The one with the pool, English garden, Tennis court, acre of Park area, beachfront property.” “How much are they asking?” The man asked. “Only $1.45 million. A magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover it. ” “Well then, go ahead, but just bid $1.4 million, okay?” The man responded. “Ok, sweetie” the woman said, over the moon with happiness, “Thanks! I’ll see you later !!! I love you!!! “Bye ,” the man said. “I love you too.” The man ends the call, raised his hand while holding the phone and said to the other men in the room. “Does anyone know whose phone this is?”
Hit em long and hit em straight
Kevin Haddrick Captain