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MENS GOLF SATURDAY 18/6/22

We only had 72 players today. The course has dried out, and we are getting run on the fairways, but the cool temperature might have kept a few players in bed.

Today we had a Single Stableford with 3 Divisions.

Winners Division 1 Paul Pochodyla (11) 38pts, Runnerup Michael Wood (7) 36pts.

Division 2 Geoff Johnston (19) 36pts, Runnerup Ken Mount (15) 35pts.

Division 3 Ken Culpitt (24) 40pts, Runnerup Ray Wixey (29) 38pts.

Ball rundown went to 34pts.

NTP’S Division 1. 2nd Brian Springfield, 7th Pat Hayes, 12th Pat Hayes, 16th Terry Foster.

Division 2. 2nd House, 7th David Wallis, 12th Les Browning, 16th Kevin Haddrick.

Division 3. 2nd House, 7th Mark James, 12th Tim Latter, 16th Jimmy Cardoo.

PRO PIN Pat Hayes $68.00

Banora Point Real Estate Lucky Draw Tim Latter $20.

Raffle Winners were Bryan Penny $25, Jimmy Wood $100,

Anthony Mike $25.

Joke of the day

Mark and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Mark says to Becky, “Becky, I was wondering …. have you ever cheated on me?” Becky replies, “Oh Mark, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that question …” “Yes, Becky, I really want to know, PLEASE…” “Well , alright. Yes, Three times …” she admitted. “Three? Well, when were they?” He asked. “Well Mark”, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start your own business and no Bank would give you a loan? Remember, then one day the Bank President himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, No question asked?” “Oh Becky, you did that for me!” I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. “So, when was number Two?” He asked. “Well Mark, Remember when you had that last Heart attack and you were needingthat very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch? Then remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?” She said. “I can’t believe it.” Becky, you should do such a thing for me, to save my life. I couldn’t have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me. I couldn’t be more moved. So, all right then, when was number Three?” He asked racking his brain. “Well, Mark, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be President of the Golf Club and you were 17 Votes short …..?”

Hit em long and hit em straight

Kevin Haddrick Captain

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