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MENS GOLF SATURDAY 14/1/23

You look forward all week to get out and have a game of golf, but the rain gods decided to have a game themselves and try to ruin our day. Intermittent showers during the day tried to upset the day, but a very heavy downpour took out about 16 players, but the remainder battled through.

We had 88 players today with one Visitor who was Geoffrey Mount (Grandson of Kenny Mount) from Oxley GC.

Single Stableford 2 Divisions today.

Division 1. Ray Price (17) 40pts. Runnerup Ken Mount (15) 39pts.

Division 2. Will Salter (22) 40pts. Runnerup Steve Salter (32) 39pts c/b.

Ball rundown went to 34pts.

NTP’S

Division 1. 2nd Jonno Dwyer. 7th Alan Hubbard. 12th Paul Pochodyla. 16th Des Scott.

Division 2. 2nd Simon Gates. 7th Gary Pettit. 12th Jim Benny. 16th Michael Walsh.

PRO PIN Des Scott $80.00

Banora Point Real Estate Lucky Draw Jonathan Roberts $20

Raffles Steve Wilkinson $25. David Harrod $25. Graeme Johnson $25. Gary Pettit $25. Michael Walsh $25. Anthony Mike $75.

Next Saturday V’s Par 2 Divisions.

Joke of the day

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The Doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t remember, but you were in a pile up on the freeway. You’re going to be okay, you’ll walk again and everything, but something happened. I’m trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your Willy was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it. The man groans but the Doctor goes on, “You’ve got $9,000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new Willy that will work as well as your old one did, better in fact. But the thing is, it doesn’t come cheap, it’s $1,000 an inch.” The man perks up at this. “So the Doctor says, “it’s for you to decide how many inches you want, but it’s something you’d better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed, so it’s important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.” The man agrees to talk with his wife. The Doctor comes back the next day. “So,” says the Doctor, “have you spoken with the wife?” “I have,” says the man. “And has she helped you in making the decision?” asked the Doctor. “She has,” says the man. “And what is it?” Asks the Doctor. “We’re getting a new kitchen.”

Hit em long and hit em straight

Kevin Haddrick Captain

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